Thursday, 28 April 2016

ORSON/CORTOON WILL BE AT COMICA COMIKET

'SUP ALIGONAUTS. Cortoon/Orson and Zeel will be at COMICA COMIKET on 14th of may that takes place beneath the giant Victorian glass-roofed shed that spans the gap between the brand new building for the House Of Illustration and the Central St Martins College of Art building next door in London. We WILL be selling all our previously published stuff AND the NEW spectacular Varney the Vampyre comic. So see you there friends. 

VARNEY UPDATE.

HA HA HA...Varney the Vampyre has just arrived!
Two hundred smooth copies have arrived at Cortoon HQ fresh from the printers! they look fabulous!
 

Wednesday, 27 April 2016

ABOUT VARNEY THE VAMPYRE

HIYA GUYS. Don't know what Varney the Vampyre is? Well this is where you learn what it is. Varney is the second part of MONSTER FILES, that started with the Adventures of Hal Dekenzin, a story of tragedy, a story of romance and a story of utter terror. Varney is also the adaptation of James Malcolm Rymer's penny dreadful of the same name, the comic also features a Hal Dekenzin novelette, a free pin-up, and a bonus Sweeney Todd mini-comic. To put it another way:  you see the fattest, most juicy vampyre you have ever seen in your entire life, drooling from it's nose, pouring from it's ears, streaming from it's mouth is ruby-red blood, it cannot HOLD anymore. the rich redness flows down the vampyre's chest, arms, legs and neck. it just sits there. helpless. it cannot TAKE anymore. in it's dumb madness, the creature splutters: "this is the end. I could not of asked for more, this is all that I desire..." and with that last suffocated breath, that naked, mad, disgraceful vampyre cannot HAVE anymore. he falls from the greasy, creaking pedestal and explodes, spreading the scarlet goodness all over the world. Obviously, you need to get this comic.

Varney the Vampyre

YO PEEPS, make sure you get yourself to scorch comics in Eastbourne for Free Comic Book Day (May 7th) I will be selling comics there (hopefully Varney the Vampyre, my newest comic, will be printed) I will also be drawing portraits, superheroes, you name it for people. Plus a load of 2000ad artists will be there etcetera don't know where Scorch is? Look below:
http://www.scorchcomics.com 

Tuesday, 23 February 2016

Hal Dekenzin Has Been BLOCKILATED!

To accompany your deluxe edition of Hal Dekenzin the Graphic Novel, is the blockilated avatar of our demon-slaying-throat-slitting-septic-eye-plucking-claw-ripping protagonist. Blocks is a fun and creative app that you can find on the App Store. If you do decide to download this app, go onto it, press explore and look for this: Hal The Demon Slayer, it looks rather like this photo:

INTRO to CORTOON'S SUPER RAMP.

Following Cortoon's GTX10 of the Summer of 2015, is the mighty SUPER RAMP EXCEL. This new invention is available at Cortoon Sky Island Gift Shop.